Ah, the joys of parenthood. You wake up early, make breakfast that your kid throws on the floor, drive them to school, pick them up, deal with the drama they brought home, and then rinse and repeat. It’s a long life that these animal parents can also relate to.
It’s not often we see ourselves so perfectly in our animal counterparts, but these worn-out critters will definitely have you saying “I’ve been there” as you’re reading. All these animal parents need is a good 8 hours of sleep and a little privacy –– they’ll probably never get either.
Motherhood Really Transformed This Cat
Some days you wake up as a mother and you don’t feel quite human. Maybe your kid put cereal in your bed while you slept so you would have some bright and early, or maybe you got a solid 20 minutes of sleep the night before and you think you’ve transitioned into the spectral realm. It happens.
This cat can attest to that. The internet has affectionately dubbed this cat-mom “Cathulu” and yeah, that’s pretty accurate for the kind of supernatural being that motherhood’s transformed this little lady into.
No Corner Is A Safe Corner When You’re A Mother
We’ve all got our little hidey-holes we go to when we want to be alone. For some of us, it’s the supply closet at work and for others, it’s far away downstairs in the bathroom when you think no one will find you. They will, by the way. Locked doors don’t stand a chance against toddlers.
This dog found this out the hard way when she backed herself into a corner trying to get away from her puppies. Look at that tired out face desperate for some peace and quiet. She’s only going to get it when they’re all asleep.
When They Gotta Go They Gotta Go
You know how kids are –– if they’re not announcing to the world they have to use the bathroom then they’re going right ahead and using it then and there regardless of what’s going on. Looks like that’s true for ponies as well.
This mom is so used to her kid just going wherever he likes in whatever chaotic state he chooses that she’s not even batting an eye as he’s going right next to her. Hey, it’s better than going directly on her. You’ve got to pick your battles as a parent.
If Your Child Never Took Naps You Can Relate To This
We all know what it’s like when 8 o’clock rolls around and you’re trying to put your child down for bed and they just won’t sleep. So you lie next to them and hope their eyes will shut and their limbs will stop flailing. Begging never hurt either.
This adorable parent-child duo is going through those bedtime growing pains themselves. Look how the baby hedgehog is clearly not sleeping while the parent is pretending to sleep. They’re definitely trying to will their own tiredness onto their child. Just close your eyes…shhh.
These eyes are the eyes of a weathered soul. Godspeed to this dog parent who’s definitely seen some stuff.
The Joys Of Parenthood And Plexiglass Barriers
Being a parent changes your preferences –– your favorite things become baby pens, cribs, and knee-high plastic gates. Basically, anything to keep the child mess in the other less important rec room while your nice paintings and couches stay clean in the living room. It never works for long though, does it?
This proud mama dog just bought an awesome new plexiglass gate to keep her adorable little ones in the other room while she does important dog stuff like sleep for 10 minutes before letting them out. It was nice while it lasted though.
The Face Of A True Warrior
They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. This is especially true if you have the soul of a mama dog that’s been up for days with 7 puppies hanging off of her. If she got her soul read at that moment it would read “dog-tired.”
Do her eyes say “help me” or “end me?” Either way, she’s just barely hanging in there with the sheer force of two paws on the ground and a leveling gaze at a human off camera. She’s probably questioning why we have time to invent cars but not to help her out.
This golden retriever got more than what they signed up for when they said they’d babysit the neighbor’s kids.
You’ve Definitely Made The Face This Stressed Out Opossum Is Making
This opossum has a great expression because it perfectly sums up how all parents feel and how we all feel taking public transportation. Both are exercises in trying to stay calm despite the person beside you spitting on people and throwing their juice on the ground.
Look at how calm her babies are while she’s caught in the middle of whatever tornado life has thrown at her. She’s probably just gotten back her bill for the chiropractor that she had to start going to because of her kids. Unfortunately, she can’t play dead for this one.
This Cat Who Just Realized This Isn’t Her Baby
We’ve all done it. At some point we’ve called our kid by the wrong name, mistaken them as someone else from a distance, or accidentally left them in the car for 20 seconds. Very few of us forget our kid, bring home a different one and raise it as our own. But that looks like that’s exactly what this kitty mom did.
She was in the middle of bathing her strange feathered kitten when she looked up and appeared to realize this wasn’t exactly her baby. The owl looks surprised too. If this isn’t my kitten, then whoooo is this?
This Dog Babysitter Didn’t Sign Up For This
This dog may not be the parent of these rowdy goats, but that makes no difference to them and they’re going to treat him like he’s family. That means doing parkour stunts off his face and climbing all over him. Doesn’t every warm welcome come with a hoof to the face?
This is a screenshot from a 5-minute long video of the goats doing just that. The best part is the dog doesn’t wake up at all during the rowdiness. It must be a parent itself and used to sleeping through literally anything.
Child leashes may have started because of this monkey, so every Walmart parent can thank it for their love.
This Photo Is Where We Get The Expression “Dog Pile”
Remember how we would all love to get into bed with our parents in the cold mornings? Well, dogs like doing the same thing. Except when we would keep our hands and feet to ourselves when our moms told us to stop kicking them, dogs just don’t. Their idea of personal space is more of a shared one.
This poor mom on the bottom is entering her happy place and not worrying about everything that’s going on around her. Oh, that snapping noise was my spine dislocating under the weight of my kids? Doesn’t matter, just breathe in and out.
Blink Twice For Help
This mama dog named Snickerdoodle is definitely trying to communicate something with her eyes right? Is it “more kibble?” Is it “take me out on a walk?” No, it may be a subliminal message for you to save her from her kids. Every parent can definitely read between the lines here.
This photo has major Creation of Adam energy. Except, this dog created her puppies and is now reaching towards the person behind the camera for help. It’s a new take on a classic Renaissance scene, just with added canine parenting anxiety.
The Child Leash Also Exists In The Animal Kingdom
This mama monkey has apparently had enough of her monkey child wandering around the Walmart touching things it’s not supposed to touch, so she brought out the animal equivalent of a child leash. Enough, we’re walking away from the Bluetooth headphones now.
If this doesn’t make people re-think putting their kids on leashes, nothing probably will. Hopefully, they know that it makes them look as silly as this monkey. Good luck little monkey. Maybe if you’re quiet in the car your mom will still take you out for ice cream.
Naptime? Did you mean stay wide awake and disturb mom during the only peace she gets time? Sounds good.
These Adorable Parents Are Total Lovebirds
No, seriously, they’re actually lovebirds. These two are less like the stressed-out parents on this list and more excited about the kids they’re having. They must not be running on no sleep and the power of Quaker’s apple cinnamon oatmeal yet.
This sweet little goth lady got together with this mango boy and they produced some adorable pastel goth children. There’s no mistaking who the parents of these birdies are. Maybe their personalities are half and half too, and they answer every question both punk and gleeful with “whatever, I don’t care. Love you.”
This Cuddly Wolfy Cinnamon Bun Of Love
We’re used to hearing that moms will give the shirts off their backs for their children, and it’s no different for wolf-moms over here as well. This wolf will literally give her body heat to keep her pup nice and toasty during those cold winter months. That’s essentially the same thing.
Look at how happy and warm this little pup looks curled up in the center of the cinnamon bun that is his mom. This is a no-stress cuddle zone. Except for the fact that the mom is probably gritting her teeth being an amazing parent.
This Dog Is Majorly Traumatized By Parenthood
Kids, no matter how adorable they are, don’t really care about what you’re going through. If your car died, your shirt ripped, or your income taxes came back in the red, it’s still playtime with Mommy at 3 pm and that’s that. Kids are organized if nothing else.
This dog looks like it’s seen some stuff during its parenthood trials and tribulations. Those eyes look wide awake and ready to relive every traumatic instance their pup has put them through. It’s a big contrast to all sunshine and playtime in the puppy’s world.
This Mama Rhino Learned To Multitask Quickly
A sign of a good leader is that they know how to delegate. Usually, that means assigning tasks like building a presentation. For this mama rhino, it means appointing her child in charge of milk supply and distribution –– to itself while she’s sleeping.
Hopefully, she’s dreaming about something other than the daily dairy demands of her customers. This poor tuckered out lady deserves a break after the quarter she put in for her team. Moms don’t get breaks though, so she’ll probably just chew her grass a little slower than usual.
But Mom, Everyone Else Is Going To The Dog Park
There’s an age-old struggle between kids and the word “no.” No matter how good the question sounds in their head, sometimes it comes out way too wild and the infamous “no” answer from a parent is lurking on the horizon. I’m already 5, what do you mean I can’t stay out until midnight with my friends in the 7/11 parking lot?
This puppy looks like it’s asking its mom a very important question about where they can go and how much money she can give them to go have fun. Hopefully, the little guy is using his powerful puppy-dog eyes.
No, Let Me Just Get It. You’re Not Helping.
What’s more chaotic than a kid on a destructive rampage? A kid on a helping spree. Though they have really good and sweet intentions, they’re really making everything worse when they try and help their parents. We all know what the kitchen looks like when they try and cook you breakfast in bed.
This little kitten saw that her dad was trying to steal food from the counter so she decided she’d help as well. The only problem is she’s a little short and she’s going to get their cover blown. Quick, act purrfectly natural.
Just Hold Still… I’m Going To Close My Eyes For 5 Minutes
We’ve been making jokes about overtired parents but this is seriously the result. This tired mama bird ran out of caffeine and couldn’t get the Keurig brewing in time so it began to power down right on top of its baby, but that’s just par for the course, right?
Can you spot the baby underneath its mom? This little guy is taking this impromptu weighted blanket like a champ, probably because he understands and appreciates all the stuff his mama does for him. That’s just heartwarming.
Annnnddd, Play Time Is Over
Part of the delicate parental balancing act is knowing when the fun has gone too far –– that means keeping one eye out for danger, one out for fun, and another out for our own sanity. That’s 3 eyes? Parents grow one in the back of their heads.
This mama cat sensed that things were getting too wild between her kitten and a toddler, so she scooped her baby up and took it away. You can see how much the cute toddler wanted to keep playing with the kitten. Too bad there’s 20 lbs difference between the two.