I Should Have Never Feigned Interest

The look on this dog’s face says it all. He totally regrets showing interest in his female friend that is smothering him with unsolicited kisses. Now she will probably want to move into his human’s home and start a new family full of little puppies together. The dog looks as if his life is flashing before his eyes. He’d rather remain the only dog of the house for as long as he can before he has to share all of his food and toys with any other canine. Now he has to think of a way to get out of this relationship he didn’t know he asked for in the first place.