Cats Whose Mission In Life Is To Annoy Their Owners

If you’ve ever owned a cat, you know that they’re not like any other pet. Felines do whatever they want whenever they want, and good luck trying to stop them. Not only are cats highly intelligent, but they also have superhero-like powers with the ability to get on top of just about anything. They can squeeze their bodies through small openings and are masters of hiding. They also have a knack for doing just about anything that their owners don’t want them to do. These are the cats who were put on this Earth to annoy their owners.

This Looks Like A Nice Spot To Stretch

Cat laying on game
Pinterest/Marion Ortega
Pinterest/Marion Ortega

Playing a game of Monopoly is not for the faint of heart. Not only does it take forever to set up, but the game seems endless, and friendships are usually ruined by the time it finally ends.

It’s an incredibly high-stress game, and the last thing that anybody needs while playing is their cat to decide to sprawl out on the board and ruin everything. Out of all the places in the house, this cat knew this would be the most annoying spot.

I’ll Protect Them

Cat on eggs
Twitter/mani fresh
Twitter/mani fresh

We’re not sure why this cat thought that the eggs looked like an ideal place to sit, but this is a prime example of how humans will never understand the inner workings of a cat’s mind. Luckily, cats are incredibly nimble and light-footed creatures, so hopefully none of the eggs were broken.

It’s likely that their owner took the eggs out of the refrigerator, turned around for one second, and saw this.

Hopefully, No One Needed That

Cat tearing up documents
Twitter/Awesome Woman
Twitter/Awesome Woman

The classic excuse goes, “my dog ate my homework,” but it seems that dogs got the short end of the stick on that one. A cat tearing important documents to shreds is a much more believable story, and that’s exactly what happened here.

By the looks of it, this cat knows that what it’s doing is wrong but was caught red-handed. There’s no amount of tape that can fix this situation. Luckily, they took a picture for proof.

Can I Help You?

Cat with toilet paper
Pinterest
Pinterest

It’s more than likely that this little guy’s owner has spent countless dollars to ensure that their cat has all of the toys and stimulation that it could ever need. Of course, the cat doesn’t care, and would rather spend his time unraveling expensive toilet paper than playing with things intended for him.

We’re willing to bet this cat’s owner heard something fishy going on in the bathroom and ran in to see this. The cat doesn’t even look guilty, and if anything looks like he’s annoyed that he was interrupted.

You’re Not Leaving Without Me

Cat On Windshield
Pinterest/Kristin Wampler
Pinterest/Kristin Wampler

Some cats like to lay on cars that are being warmed by the sun or as a nice quiet spot in the garage. But not this cat. This furry guy wants to feel the wind on its whiskers, and if that means sitting awkwardly on the windshield when the car is in motion, so be it.

We hope that the person driving this car slowed the car to a stop after taking this photo, or else it might be this cat’s last car ride.

Back Away From The Pizza

Cat on pizza
Twitter/sya
Twitter/sya

We really want to know what this cat’s owner did for this cat to take revenge in such a purposeful and ruthless manner. Cats like to keep themselves clean, so it’s rare that a slice of cheesy and greasy pizza is going to be one of their top options when it comes to laying down.

The look on the cat’s face also shows that this wasn’t an accident. They did this on purpose and wanted their owner to see it. Maybe it’s because they got pineapple on their pizza.

I’m Here Too

Can in front of ipad
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Pinterest

Even though cats might act like they don’t want anything to do with you, if they’re not satisfied with the amount of attention that you’re giving to them, they’ll make it known. This little kitten clearly did not enjoy the fact that their owner’s eyes were diverted somewhere that the cat wasn’t, so it made its move.

Instead of just meowing and trying to get their attention, they thought the best thing would be to sit right in front of the screen they’re looking out. It works every time.

It Was The Dog

Cat and trash
Pinterest/Ramo Emo
Pinterest/Ramo Emo

If you own a cat, you should know that your trash bin should probably have a lid. Cats will get inside everything and anything that they can fit in, and it usually results in them tipping over whatever they’re trying to get into.

It appears this cat decided to try to get into the trash, and most likely freaked out when they realized that something unpleasant was inside. This resulted in them knocking over all the garbage that the owner now has to clean up.

Rough Night

Cat on owner
Pinterest/Bjorn
Pinterest/Bjorn

Just when this girl thought her night couldn’t get any worse as she was kneeling and praying to the porcelain god, her cat figured it might as well join in on the fun.

You could be dying on the ground and your cat will most likely lay on you because you look comfortable, and this cat is proof of that. We’re surprised that the cat isn’t looking directly at the camera to assert its dominance.

Of Course

Cat laying on clothes
Pinterest/BlazePress
Pinterest/BlazePress

One of the biggest downsides of having a cat is having to deal with all of the hair it sheds. Even if you only have one, you may as well have a fur coat of your own, because all of your clothes and furniture are constantly covered in hair.

This is because, for some reason, they love laying and brushing up against clothes. Take this cat, for example; it has the whole bed to lay on but chooses to lay directly on the one article of clothing.

Always Check The Washer

Cat in washing machine
Pinterest/Marcia Hron
Pinterest/Marcia Hron

If you have a cat, it’s best to always check inside of appliances, like the washing machine, if you happen to leave the door open. It looks like this cat thought the washer was a nice place to take a nap before a pile of dirty clothes was dumped on its head.

All we know is that this cat is lucky it stuck its head out before the washer was turned on. That would have made doing a load of laundry that much worse.

Money Down The Drain

Cat inside box
Reddit
Reddit

For some reason, cats have an obsession with objects that most people would find worthless. You can spend tons of money on cat toys and houses only to find that they would prefer to play with the wrappings or the boxes that they came in.

It seems like after this cat’s owners unveiled their cat’s new cat tree, it promptly made its choice of which it liked better and got inside the box. Now they know a simple cardboard box will suit their cat just fine.

What Tree?

Cat knocks down tree
Reddit
Reddit

The feud between cats and Christmas trees is a tale as old as time. However, it’s hard to blame them for somehow managing to destroy some aspect of the Christmas tree each year.

A Christmas tree is essentially a giant toy in a cat’s eyes, with all of the lights and ornaments dangling. Chances are, they probably think that it’s something you got from them, having little awareness of the problems they are causing by constantly breaking things.

Honey! The TV Isn’t Working!

Cat on satellite
Twitter/Timothy Koome
Twitter/Timothy Koome

Cats will climb on literally everything. If they see a surface up high that they think they can get to, you better bet that they’re going to try.

This cat seems to have spotted the dish on this house and felt the sudden urge to climb it, which it succeeded in doing. We’re not sure if it enjoys spying on the whole neighborhood or just needed to clear its head, but we are sure it’s probably disrupting the connection.

Peaceful And Relaxing Indeed

Cat attacking face
Twitter/Ginger Cat
Twitter/Ginger Cat

There’s nothing quite like taking time out of your day to do some yoga poses. It’s great for your body and your mind, that is until your cat attacks your face like its life depends on it.

Already in a vulnerable position, this poor girl didn’t stand a chance when her cat latched its claws onto her head and face. If we were her, we would be afraid to sleep at night knowing this cat is around.

Work Is Over

Cat On A Laptop
Reddit/Lazbat
Reddit/Lazbat

While most cat owners are used to having their cat lie on the keyboard either while they’re working or step away from the computer, this cat took things to the next level. It decided to really get on its owner’s nerves and sit on the screen!

Luckily, it looks like this cat might be on a diet because if a fat cat pulled this move, the owner might find themselves shopping for a new laptop.

Take That Hound!

Cat and dog food
Reddit/Mrbooray
Reddit/Mrbooray

This person’s cat stumbled across their kitten taking care of its business in their dog’s food bowl. We’re not sure what the dog did to deserve this, but something tells us this cat didn’t mistake the dog food for its litter box. This was 100% intentional.

We wonder if this is the first time this cat has done this or the only time that it’s been caught. If their dog seems to be losing weight, it’s safe to say we know the reason why.

Oh, Were You Doing Something?

Cat on puzzle
Reddit/CtpainBIKudder
Reddit/CtpainBIKudder

There are two things people should fear when setting out to finish a puzzle. The first is that you realize your missing pieces at the end, and the second is that your cat will decide to lay down on it.

While this woman could nudge her cat to move, she better hope that she doesn’t spook it, which would result in pieces flying everywhere. She also better not leave the puzzle unattended or else she might find chewed up and missing pieces.

I’ve Been Compromised

Cat tangled in blinds
Pinterest/JB Books
Pinterest/JB Books

If you own a cat, you know that having blinds can be a bit of an issue. Whether your cat is just trying to look outside, sees them as a toy, or destroys them for fun, blinds don’t always have the longest lifespan when it comes to cats.

We’re not sure what this cat is trying to accomplish here, but it’s clear that those blinds are beyond saving. There’s nothing like coming home from work after a long day to see this.

It’s A Warzone

Kittens destroyed bathroom
Pinterest/Airin Kitty
Pinterest/Airin Kitty

Even though it looks like these three kittens just threw a house party, they’re looking at their owner like they have no idea what could have happened. Surely, these little guys were kept in the bathroom to prevent them from making a big mess, but they managed to find a way.

Next time, the owners should set up a camera when they’re left alone to see exactly what they get into when nobody is watching.

The Plant Assassin

Cat in planter
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Pinterest

It appears that this cat’s owner is really trying their best to grow a new plant. They even have a ruler in the pot to check its progress. Yet, for some reason, the plant was struggling to stay alive.

Just when the owner was about to give up, assuming that they were incapable of growing anything, they stumbled upon their cat lounging in the pot! That might be the reason that the plant is struggling to grow.

I Am The Only Baby In This House

Cat in crib
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Pinterest

Cats can quickly get jealous, especially if there’s something else that’s taking your attention away from them, like a baby. This cat saw how much attention his owners were giving to the baby in the crib, so they probably figured if they got in it, they’d receive the same kind of love.

Unfortunately for this cat, it was likely scolded for getting inside the crib because they probably don’t want to put their baby on top of a pile of cat hair.

Ah Yes, Just What The Recipe Calls For

Tail in food
Pinterest/Brittany Nicole Church
Pinterest/Brittany Nicole Church

This poor soul took the time and energy to make themselves this meal. They were probably also proud that they actually made themselves food instead of going out to eat like they always do.

Right as they’re about to eat, their cat decides to put their bottom on the plate and tail in the middle of the food. Assuming the owner already has cat hair in their mouth because they own a cat, we’re assuming they still ate it, begrudgingly.

A Natural Artist

Cat on painting
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Pinterest

If you’re a painter and have a cat, you would know that it’s almost impossible to keep your creations and materials away from your cat. Especially if you’re trying to let it dry, your best bet would be to just bring it over to a friend’s house who doesn’t have cats to play it safe.

This person made the mistake of painting on the ground where their cat has complete access. They probably left the room to wash their hands and came back to a ruined painting. Hopefully, the cat didn’t spread paint all over the house, which it most likely did.

Taking Their Sweet Time

Cat lying on lost posters
Reddit
Reddit

When this cat went missing, it sent their owners into a panic to the point that they decided it was time to post signs around the neighborhood. Just when they were about to start posting them, their cat decided it was the right time to come home.

It’s almost like the cat knew exactly what it was doing, and wanted its owners to go through as much effort as possible before finally making its grand re-entrance into the home.

All The Warmth

Cat laying on vent
Pinterest/ Anna B
Pinterest/ Anna B

This fluffy guy is owned by a couple that always wondered why their house was so cold, even when they had the heater on. Well, the culprit turned out to be their cat, who enjoys laying on the vents and taking all of the warm air for itself.

The problem with something like this is that it’s hard to train a cat not to do this, and after they already know how good it feels, it’s likely they will never stop.

Fetch Me My Toy Slave

Cat waiting for toy
Reddit/Sariel007
Reddit/Sariel007

Unfortunately for this woman, her cat finds enjoyment in pushing her toy mouse under the stove more than five times a day. Apparently, after the cat has lost her toy beneath the stove, she will meow at her owner until she retrieves it for her.

This cat has her owner wrapped around her finger and knows it. If we were the owner, we would make some kind of barrier so we were no longer the cat’s slave.

A Recipe For Disaster

Can inside light
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Pinterest

This is a perfect example of how cats can climb onto anything. We have no clue how this cat managed to accomplish this, but something tells us that small light fixture isn’t meant to support the weight of a cat.

Plus, if it tries to jump off, it might cause the light to come crashing down as well. We wonder if maybe this is this cat’s favorite place to hang out in the whole house.

The Scene Of The Crime

Paw print on pie crust
Reddit
Reddit

Making pie crust is not a simple task. It takes a lot of time and precision to make sure that it stays together in the oven.

This person looks like they rolled out what would be a perfect pie crust only for their cat to leave a nice paw print on it. They can take their chances and try and use this piece or else they could start on over. However, a pie with a paw print would be kind of cute.

Hulk Cat

Cat bursting through wall
Imgur/Cat Nicholson
Imgur/Cat Nicholson

When this couple had a baby, they decided it would be a good idea to keep the cats out of their room until everyone had adjusted. Then, one night, they were woken up to frantic scratching and meowing at the door and saw this.

Apparently, the cats wanted to get in so badly that they managed to break a hole in the door. Cats really will do anything to get the attention they think they deserve.