These Cake Messages Are Wrong In So Many Ways

Thomas The Pissed Off Train Engine

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Thomas the Tank Engine is going to kill you in your sleep kid! That’s the message this incredibly pissed off cake is delivering to some little three-year-old train lover. Thankfully this kid is only turning one and probably has no idea what is going on with Thomas in this cake creation. Why the child’s parents decided to make an incredibly angry cake is anyone’s guess. Perhaps Thomas is angry over the lack of funding railroads are receiving these days or maybe he just doesn’t want to be eaten by a bunch of little kids who are going to freak out when they realized they just killed and ate their favorite living train.

This Was Supposed To Be A Planet

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This was supposed to be a planet. It kind of looks like it could be Jupiter or Saturn if they were bombarded by alien weapons technology or hit with a massive number of asteroids. This is another great reminder that not everyone is an artist and therefore cake decorating should be left to the professionals. Ultimately, it’s all about how the cake tastes so maybe this wasn’t a complete loss despite the horrible design of the product. Would you eat this cake or pass it along to the trash can?