Baby Redneck Teeth

We hear these are only big sellers in the south. Because making your child look really ugly is always a parents goal.
Riding Vacuum for Small Children

Attempting to make your child OCD? Try the riding vacuum. Sure you can play, but only if you are cleaning the house at the same time. Plus, this seems like a hazard is so many ways.
Baby Booger Sucker – Literally

There are electronic and hand-pump devices that do this without the chance of swallowing your child’s boogers.