They’d like us to start by saying they tried. They really did. They sat patiently staring at the tree you drug into the house, only to then forbid them to climb or pee on. They even exercised restraint beyond your comprehension level to obey your wishes that they not bat or gnaw on the sparkly ornaments hanging from it’s branches. Don’t even get them started on how hard it is to sit around the house with a bunch of presents all day and be forbidden to rip them open.
Now however, things have changed. Something within their furry little souls has snapped, rendering them unable to do it. Unable, that is, to even handle Christmas right now.
This cat can’t even with Santa!
This cat can’t even handle impostors!
This Frenchie can’t even handle this reindeer disguise!
This cat usually can’t even handle this Christmas tree, but they’ve come to an understanding.
This dog couldn’t even handle Christmas in general. So he ate it.
This dog can’t even with these lights. He just can’t.
This cat can’t do it. He can’t even deal with this slow speed sleigh.
This Pug can’t even handle waiting for the adults to finish eating so he can unwrap his presents!
This Corgi can’t even imagine anything as great the Christmas feast on the table!
This Husky can’t even believe he got rejected to pull Santa’s sleigh.
This Corgi can’t even deal with having something larger than his ears on his head.
This dog can’t even deal with the jingling.
This dog can’t even with th-om nom nom nom!
The End, as no further animals could even handle this post.
