Tell Your Kids Their Monsters
So, this isn’t exactly a Dad leaving their kid a note but rather, a dad leaving his wife a note about what they told their kid. Chris Illuminati posts his silly notes on Instagram about the highs and lows of parenting for his wife and the rest of the world to see. The one he posted by the bed said, “The kid thought there was a monster under his bed. I told him monsters are very quiet before eating a child and it’s probably just a burgl[a]r.” Although absolutely hilarious, let’s hope he didn’t actually tell his small child that!
