Why Don’t You Let Me Have Dessert?
A sister shared her younger brother’s Mother’s Day card where he plays good cop and bad cop at the same time. “Thank you for doing everything for me”–sweet gratitude, followed by a demand–“But why don’t you let me have dessert?” This is interrogation 101 happening through this boy’s advanced psychological understanding.

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He follows it up with another compliment as well. The ending writes, “I like y because you care for me.” It’s cute, but also genius composition. Freud, step aside. A new psychologist is rising to glory.