World’s Greatest… Farter?!
Aw, how sweet. This little innocent child decided to make a card for his father that reads “World’s greatest farter!” Oh, wait, he crossed that out and wrote “father” instead, making his real opinions known. This is actually the perfect joke for dads, the world’s biggest connoisseurs of fart jokes.
Even better is the tiny illustration which seems to show some kind of poisonous gaseous cloud along with a skull and crossbones poison symbol in the middle of it. Perhaps the kid who wrote this is on their way to one day become a dad joke master. If that’s the case, he’s definitely off to a fantastic start.