Today, a curious group of us women will be attempting to uncover the secrets as to why we live longer than men. Why is it, we’ve always wondered, that the female among our species tend to have better luck when it comes to longevity? What factors may contribute to the fact that we usually find ourselves alone at 80 with a bunch of cats and the inability to figure out how to dye our hair any color but blue?
We’ve asked a team of specialists to compile photographic evidence of factors they think may contribute to this phenomenon. Let’s have a look, shall we?
Ah, yes. We women do tend to foster a healthy mistrust of 2×4’s.
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We understand that teamwork isn’t always the ticket.
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We just….wow…no.
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We understand the importance of not leaving our nuclear devices laying around.
We tend to avoid establishments such as this.
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We understand that having googled something still may not qualify us as the best candidate for the job.
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Forethought
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We understand that sometimes the best way to help a friend do something, is to convince them not to.
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We’re not afraid to utilize a ladder every now and then.
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! But not like that!
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Omg or that!
You’ve gotta be kidding us right now…
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We know where to draw the line with photo ops.
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We understand that the above would also apply here.
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Yeah. Here too.
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Excuse us. We can’t even with these geniuses.
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K yeah. We’ll answer that as soon as we get back from finding a wall to bang our heads into.
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…. We’re not even sure where to start with this.
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Hang on let us check. Yeah no. We can’t. We can’t even with what’s about to happen here.
What was that noise? Ohyea it was us giving up.
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