Fact Or Fiction?
We applaud this librarian for calling fictional books “alternative facts.” We mean, how do we know unicorns and fairies aren’t real and living in an alternate world underneath an old wooden bridge?
That’s right; we don’t! And that’s because no one is looking into the alternative fact section of the library! Come on, folks, we need to band together and prove that those facts are real. That’s what this librarian is telling us, right?