Ridiculous Things You’ll Be Thrilled To Know Exist

Does your mind tend to go blank when someone asks you what you want for your birthday or the holidays? Feel like you’ve already got everything you could possibly need? Wanna just avoid one more boring tie?

Well, you’ve come to the right place. Here you’ll find a list of stuff you’ll probably want- if only to be able to honestly say you own them. Whether adding this stuff to your list of gift requests will actually lead to someone dropping the cash to get them for you- who knows? Regardless, always remember what really counts- the joy of watching the look of panic that comes over a loved one’s face when you announced you’d like a car that converts into a hovercraft.

This whale shaped power boat.

Whale Power Boat

via seabreacher

This magic wand remote control.

Magic Wand Remote

via ThinkGeek

This flying remote-control shark.

remote control shark

via Amazon

This ball that lets you walk on water.

Ball that allows water walking

via thisiswhyimbroke

This Tron motorcycle.

Tron motorcycle

via thisiswhyimbroke

This self controlled ski boat.

remote control ski boat

via hammacher

The hands-free umbrella.

umbrella hood

via Nubrella

An ice-tray that allows you to make Titantic-shaped ice cubes.

Titanic Shaped ice

via Amazon

These offensive business cards to give your wrath some class.

offensive cards

via Amazon

These awesome rear view mirror decals.

mirror decal

via Amazon

This actual hovercraft. Yes really.

real hovercraft

via hammacher

This DJ style scratchy pad for cats.

Cat Record Pad

via uncommongoods

This flying car.

Fying Car

via terrafugia

This underwater scooter.

The underwater scooter

via thisiswhyimbroke

The world’s girl-est bed.

Princess carriage bed

via poshtots

Remember kids- even if Santa doesn’t come through with that life-sized whale powerboat, the points it’ll score you for creativity might just nail you a Harry Potter style wand remote 😉