Rainbow Baby Shower Cake

There is so much wrong with this cake that it’s hard to know where to start. First, it’s a baby shower. Usually that means pink or blue and little baby booties and cradles. Maybe they didn’t know the sex of the baby so they went with a rainbow theme. That’s okay. But that message on the cake is a little weird. Adults know how babies are made, so it doesn’t need to be spelled out for them. And if any kids went to the shower, how would you explain this cake? Maybe they’re not old enough yet to learn about the birds and the bees.