TMI About Coach Tom

We’re not exactly sure why the customer wanted big purple balls on the cake he ordered to celebrate Coach Tom. What sport uses purple balls? Perhaps he’s a racquetball instructor? Or maybe he’s a dodgeball pro? Either way, the cake shop certainly did not understand the message. But in what universe would they think that the customer wanted the cake to read: ‘Coach Tom’s Big Purple Balls!’ Now that we think about it, maybe Coach Tom’s team is called Big Purple Balls? While that seems a little strange, it could be true. But we’d feel really bad about the team if that was the case.