These Cake Messages Are Wrong In So Many Ways

Lawn Mower Vs. Hand

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What better way to celebrate a partial amputation than with a cake? Whoever bought this cake (and/or decorated it) has a sick sense of humor. And we think it’s great. According to the cake, the recipient had a run-in with his lawnmower and somehow got his hand stuck (presumably) in one of the blades. Everyone knows you’re not supposed to try and fix a lawnmower when it’s running, but this guy obviously didn’t follow popular wisdom. In the process, he accidentally chopped off a piece of his finger on his left hand. A picture tells 1,000 words. So does this cake.