These Cake Messages Are Wrong In So Many Ways

Time To Head Into The Body Shop

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When you’re a race car competing in the world’s largest racing events, it’s easy to get bent out of shape — literally. It’s pretty apparent that an accident occurred after the last race based on the shape of the car in this Disney-inspired cake. Lightning McQueen has managed to pull off some amazing turnarounds in the past, here’s to hoping he can do the same thing this time around. We do have to admit that this non-professional cake designer actually did a great job given what they were working with. We would eat this cake but hope for better the second time around.

Mutant Porcupine? We’re Not Sure.

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This cake is probably a mutant porcupine. We’re pretty sure it was just supposed to be a regular porcupine but something went horribly wrong during the baking process. This creation honestly looks like something threw a can of spam on a platter, formed a porcupine creation out of the food and then added some quills. Throw in some oddly large teeth and you have the makings for a really horrible straight-to-DVD horror movie on your hands. We wouldn’t eat this cake but we would certainly use it as a warning about how NOT to bake a birthday cake for the special people in your life.