These Cake Messages Are Wrong In So Many Ways

What Is Spider-Man Doing?!

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Why does it look like Spider-Man is either emerging from the womb or being shoved into a black trash bag? Maybe this was a rebirthing ceremony for a huge Spider-Man fan and they absolutely couldn’t do it without their favorite superhero in attendance. We’ve tried to think through every Spidey comic to figure out what the inspiration for this cake was and we came up blank. The actual Spider-Man design looks awesome but the objects surrounding him make no sense at all. If anyone has insight into why Spider-Man is in this position with a trash bag we’d love to hear your thoughts.

Ariel Hasn’t Been Looking So Great Lately

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Disney literally hires some of the most well-respected and best-known cartoonists in the world to draw their non-3D cartoons. Princess Ariel is one of the most recognizable Disney princesses in the world. Why someone thought they could easily convert Ariel into a cake with no training is beyond us. The final results are unrecognizable. At least the cake has some good depth of color even if those colors are completely off from the Disney-created characters own skin tone and clothing choices. In all honesty, compared to digitally created cartoons these days, the cake isn’t much of a disappointment compared to the original movie.