Cattyshack
This is Sanka. Sanka’s favorite movie must be Caddyshack because Sanka has a thing for killing gophers. According to the shame sign its owner wrote out, Sanka killed a gopher and ate half of it. Sanka left the uneaten half of the gopher by its owner’s bedroom door as a gift. Then Sanka threw up the eaten half of the gopher above the uneaten half. Oh, and Sanka left a dead lizard in its owner’s laundry.
We feel pretty bad for Sanka’s owner, who apparently has to deal with all these dead animals. We’re sure that this happens on a regular basis.
